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Create a Fragrant Fart

so far people are always uncomfortable or disgusted if someone farted next to them, especially if farts are not out sound, rich smell definitely kecepirit genie. Definitely the people cursed with all sorts of abuse on animals that ever lived this earth.

Where did the origin fart?
Of gas in the intestines. Intestinal gas in the air comes from who we swallow, gas seeping into the intestines from the blood, gas, chemical & gas from the reaction of the bacteria in the stomach.

What is the composition of fart?
Varies. The more air you swallow, the more levels of nitrogen in flatus (absorption oxygen from the air by the body before it reaches the intestine). The presence of bacteria and chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids to produce carbon dioxide. Bacteria also produce methane and hydrogen.

The proportion of each gas depending on what you eat, how much swallowed air, the type of bacteria in the gut, how long you hold a fart. The longer hold a fart, the greater the proportion of nitrogen, because the absorption of other gases by the blood through the intestinal wall. People who eat in a hurry oxygen levels in fart more because his body could not absorb oxygen.

Why do farts stink?
The smell of farts for the content of hydrogen sulfide & merkaptan. Both of these compounds containing sulfur (sulfur). The more sulfur content in your food, the more sulfides & merkaptan produced by bacteria in the stomach and the more your farts stink. Egg & meat had a big role in producing the stench of farts. Nuts role in producing the volume of farts, not in making the stink.

Why fart making a sound?
Because of the vibrations of the anal canal when the fart is produced. The severity depends on the speed of sound of gas and the narrowness of the anal canal.

Why fart insidious was warm & no voice?
One source of fart is bacteria. Fermentation bacteria and digestion processes produce heat, the gas side is rotten. Gas bubble size is smaller, warm and saturated with the products of bacterial metabolism malodorous. It later became a fart, though only a small volume, but the SBD (Silent But Deadly).

How many fart produced per day?
The average half-liter of farts a day in 14 times.

Why do farts come out through the anus hole?
Because of its density is lighter, why do not fart gas to travel upward? Not so. Intestinal peristalsis push it downward. Pressure around the lower rectum. Intestinal peristalsis make room becomes pressurized, forcing the contents of the intestine, including its gas to move into lower-pressure area who are around the anus. On the way to the anus, small bubbles join a large bubble. If there was no peristalsis, the gas bubbles will break through to the top again, but not too far, because of whom intestine complicated & convoluted.

How much time needed by a fart to travel to someone else’s nose?
Depending on the condition of the air, like humidity, temperature, wind speed & direction, fart gas molecular weight, the distance between ‘transmitters’ with ‘receiver’. Once leaving the source, spreads & fart gas concentration decreases. If the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it means experiencing dilution in the air and disappeared into the air forever. Unless you fart in a narrow space, such as elevators, cars, more concentration, so the smell will stay for a long time until finally absorbed by the wall. There was no effect of this odor if the ‘receiver’ more colds.

So that we cannot smell farts, there is one way that my mind was daydream. We created a device such as air filter systems and shape like a fragrant tea extract that osmosis system (form a circle). Middle love pasta strawberries (or any pasta according to taste, but the pasta is dry powder).

mechanism when the fart that contain some of the gas line will bind the aroma of pasta that we apply in this tool. so the gas – gas that will bind this radical free electrons that exist in the pasta (not very natural).

pair the same way if put on pads, so the “osmotut” (let’s call it osmotut tool) installed in our anus hole, do not forget you’ll plaster flew everywhere. InsYa Allah we are so fragrant fart and no longer have the same fear of abuse by other people even if we fart in a crowd of people

credit IDWS

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Telepathy Secrets

With telepathic knowledge of many things that will be transformed into reality. So, what exactly is meant by telepathy?

The above questions are often times appear among the laity. Etymologically, the word telepathy comes from the word “TELE” which means “Away” and the word “pathos” which means “feeling”. Because it can be concluded that telepathy is an ability to perceive things from a distance.

Knowingly or not, we actually often experience symptoms of such telepathy. Symptoms such as when to say something to a friend, but at the same time our friend was saying the same words that we wish to say. Or another example when they wanted to be carried from the back we accidentally turned to see who will be carrying us.

The above examples, it is only seen as an event that could occur due to coincidental aspects. This assessment is not entirely wrong. Yet behind what is regarded as a coincidence, indeed the power of telepathy is working nodes affect our nerve reflexes.

In the 18th century, there was a Swedish scholar named Emanuel Swedenborg who is interested in Occultism. Once upon a time he was in a meeting with a number of scholars. But suddenly he left the meeting and immediately ran out, saying there was a fire in Stockholm. Seeing strange that this is shown by Emanuel, honest people in attendance thought he was crazy again. However, intermittent one hour later, there was news in Stockholm and a great fire destroyed many houses in the city including the meeting place of Emanuel. Perhaps, we consider the incident or anything like that mediocre. Yes we may consider, once again, just coincidence. But this kind of symptoms that developed into a science so that we know as the science of telepathy.

If categorized into types, then telepathy can be divided into two parts:

1. Telepathy Wisdom
The ingredients used in the telepathic wisdom is very simple, because all Muslims must be memorized surah Al-Fatihah. As a book of letters Umm Al Fatihah contains many useful things for the world and the hereafter. One was for telepathy. By submitting a letter of Al-Fatiha with certain ways we can treat someone who is restless, anxious and stress from long distance. This is clearly not a coincidence.

2. Spiritual Telepathy
Spiritual telepathy has many ways in which the perpetrator and the various rituals could be performed. Ranging from ordinary to extraordinary exists. This spiritual telepathy is very popular among our society because of its ability that can be used for various things, one of them to communicate over long distances.

Important things in telepathy
Some things to watch out for someone who wants to do telepathy, the important thing is be smart to position the room where he usually perform telepathy. Next is:

a. Do not wear a stinging odors.
b. Away from the crowd, this can be tricked by telepathy at night.
c. Avoid flashy colors such as red and yellow.
d. Avoid the room we do telepathy from direct sunlight.
e. Light settings should not be too bright because it can break our concentration.

How to make a suggestion
When making a suggestion we should be able to unite and harmonize with the will of our inner speech. Here we use the suggestions can be short, dense and contain. Suggestions that have been programmed must be stored and recorded in our subconscious, do not try to change it because obviously the concentration will be disturbed. This also meant that our subconscious is accustomed to receiving positive advice or suggestions. Because basically the inner strength to work in accordance with what is commanded by our unconscious first. So before making a suggestion to others, we must make a suggestion and the subconscious mind us first.

Suggestion could be the belief that any suggestion that you send to others will be able to influence the unconscious person.

How to train concentration

Concentration is needed when doing telepathy, because the concentrate is very important to achieve the object of which would target. However, to achieve perfect concentration one must diligently practice. Among these exercises you can do by reading a book while listening to the radio. You try to concentrate on reading the book so as not to hear again the voice of radio. Very nice if you could read the alphabet back and forth without either pronounce. This means nearly perfect. If it means you will easily pass through the conduct of concentration and telepathy.

An expert is a highly charged telepathy must be able to concentrate and mental visualization to create a destination object. This visualization can be shaped light with a telepathic link between objects. Here is necessary to explain that by the time you should be able to concentrate on presenting images of people who will be your object, with the record drawings must be clear and not lost arise. Once you master these things then be filled with the suggestion that your goals. In everyday life you probably never seen or experienced a psychic can read minds of people who became his interlocutor. For the layman this may very amazing, but not so with those who master the science of telepathy. This is very reasonable for anyone to master telepathy, or at least been able to make suggestions to her subconscious.

Here are some tips to not be able to telepathically read your thoughts:

1. Make unable to concentrate
Do things that are less than pleased at her until she was annoyed. If he means that you have successfully hooked broke his concentration. Concentration divided usually difficult to do things that are subtle, for example, yes it was telepathy.

2. Keep your distance
Never you concentrate with telepathy expert because if you consult an expert telepathic means you are on the part of the surrender and defeat. Therefore the telepathy expert will be able to easily catch waves emitted by the mind / you’re subconscious. So he too easily guessed. Telepathy is a value-free science. That is, if this science-minded people controlled it will be useful for many people, but instead ruled by evil people when it is very dangerous. Telepathy, hypnotism and Gendam are true triumvirate of science that has working power is almost the same: the object of influencing the subconscious.

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windowsIn terms of speed, cannot be denied that Linux has a speed far above the windows. and because that’s the speed factor that allows Linux to run on computers with low specifications. when compared with windows, linux boot process is also relatively more quickly, this is also resulting in many more choose to use Linux as a server .. but that does not mean windows cannot run faster than linux.

Following the tips:

1. Defrag your hard drive (drive) your windows every day.
Most experts recommend that computer for your hard drive defragmented regularly, especially you’re your windows felt began to feel heavy and slow

2. Uninstall anti-virus software.
anti-virus software that the latest require substantial memory and ideally anti-virus software then runs every time the computer starts to scan file2 are accessible at all times. this is a bit much affect computer performance.

3. Turn off Automatics windows update.
windows automatic update when a flame, then he will continue to scan the system and automatically download updates from the server program needed for windows. Just turn off to conserve RAM memory.

4. RAM memory upgrades.
RAM memory size will determine the speed of your computer, it is impossible to beat linux windows with just under 1GB of RAM ..

5. Buy a new CPU.
buy a CPU with the latest specification Extreme quad-core processor or above, then you can beat linux secured with Pentium 3 processor.

6. Downgrade to windows 95.
if you lack money to upgrade the RAM or to buy a new CPU. try to install Windows 1995, guaranteed to be running faster than any linux distro output in 2007.

7. Wait for the latest release of Windows 9.
Windows 9 may still be a long time out, but according to news circulating windows 9 will become the operating system the fastest, most secure, free from the virus even without anti-virus programs, it said Steve Ballmer (CEO Microsoft).

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Indonesian Animals that are Extinct

Is there an extinct animal Indonesia?. The answer is definitely there. Even I at least found a 6 (six) species of animals (wildlife) that have been declared extinct. The six animals were Javan tiger (Panthera tigris sondaica), Bali tiger (Panthera tigris balica), Verhoeven’s Giant Tree Rat (Papagomys theodorverhoeveni), Rat Nose Length Flores (Paulamys naso), Peacock Striped Double (Argusianus bipunctatus), and Mouse Cave Flores (Spelaeomys florensis).

The six animals have been declared extinct. Although for the Javan tiger (Panthera tigris sondaica), many experts and researchers (mainly from Indonesia) who believe the creature is still there. Following Indonesian wildlife that has been declared extinct by The International Union for the Conservation of Nature and Natural Resources (IUCN).

Java Tiger (Panthera tigris sondaica)

Java Tiger Tiger (Panthera tigris sondaica) is the kind of tigers that live on the island of Java. The tiger was declared extinct in the 1980s, due to poaching and development of agricultural land is reduced drastically the animal’s habitat. Even so, there is also the possibility of extinction is happening around the 1950’s when the tail is estimated that only 25 kinds of tigers living in their habitat. Last time there was a signal the existence of Java tiger was in 1972. In the year 1979, there were signs that lived three tigers living on the island of Java. Even so, there is little possibility of this animal is not extinct. In the 1990s there were some reports about the existence of this animal, although this could not be verified.

Javan tiger is small compared to other tiger species. Male tiger weighing 100-141 kg and a length of about 2:43 meters. Females are lighter weight, i.e. 75-115 kg and slightly shorter than the male.

Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class: Mammals. Order: Carnivora. Family: Felidae. Genus: Panthera. Species: Panthera tigris. Upaspesies: Panthera tigris sondaica. Trinomial name: Panthera tigris sondaica. (Temminck, 1844)

Balinese tiger (Panthera tigris balica)

Balinese Tiger (Panthera tigris balica) is a subspecies of tigers are already extinct which can be found on the island of Bali, Indonesia. This tiger is one of the three sub-species of tiger in Indonesia, together with the Java tiger (also extinct) and Sumatran tiger (endangered species)

Balinese Tiger is the smallest of the three tiger sub-species. Last tiger was believed shot in 1925, and sub-species were declared extinct on September 27, 1937. Because of the small islands, forests are limited, a population that is not never been greater and is considered there were no survivors to this day.

Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class: Mammals. Order: Carnivora. Family: Felidae. Genus: Panthera. Species: Panthera tigris. Upaspesies: Panthera tigris balica. Trinomial name: Panthera tigris balica. (Schwarz, 1912).

Peacock Striped Double (Argusianus bipunctatus)

Double-banded Argus or Peacock Striped Double (Argusianus bipunctatus) is a type of poultry species is believed ever to have lived in Indonesia (Java and Sumatra) and Malaysia. Bergenus same wildlife that still exists today is the Peacock King (Argusianus argus). Double Striped Peacock is never found in nature, the description is based on a number of feathers that was sent to London and dipertelakan in 1871. IUCN include them in the extinct status.

Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class: Aves. Order: Galliformes.
Family: Phasianidae. Genus: Argusianus. Species: Argusianus bipunctatus

Verhoeven’s Giant Tree Rat (Papagomys theodorverhoeveni)

Verhoeven’s Giant Tree Rat (Papagomys theodorverhoeveni) is a species of the family (tribe) rats (Muridae) that have ever lived on the island of Flores, Indonesia. The animal was declared extinct by IUCN in 1996. However, experts believe these animals have become extinct around 1500 BC. This species is only known from a few subfossil fragments found on the island of Flores, Indonesia.

Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class: mammals. Subclass: Eutheria. Order: Rodentia. Family: Muridae. Subfamily: Murinae. Genus: Papagomys. Species: Papagomy theodorverhoeveni. Binomial Name: Papagomys theodorverhoeveni (Musser, 1981)

Flores Long-nosed Rat (Paulamys naso)

Like Papagomy theodorverhoeveni, Flores Long-nosed Rat (Paulamys naso), animals from rat family is only known from a few sub fossil fragments found on the island of Flores, Indonesia.

Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class: Mammals. Infraclass: Eutheria. Order: Rodentia. Family: Muridae. Subfamily: Murinae. Genus: Paulamys. Species: Paulamys naso (Musser, 1986).

Flores Cave Rat (Spelaeomys florensis)

Like Papagomy theodorverhoeveni, Flores Cave Rat (Spelaeomys florensis) animals from rat family is only known from a few sub fossil fragments found on the island of Flores, Indonesia.

Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia. Phylum: Chordata. Class: Mammals. Infraclass: Eutheria. Order: Rodentia. Family: Muridae. Subfamily: Murinae. Genus: Spelaeomys. Species: Spelaeomys florensis (Hooijer, 1957).

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TIPS: Accelerating Our Computer Process

Nothing wrong with using a computer is. Of course, there are risks. For example, computers were increasingly slow. Though care has been started. Both the driver update, delete junk files, and various other routine maintenance.

The following will explain how to tackle various problems when using a PC, either at home or at work. We also added a way of saving e-mail data. Good luck!.

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Goodbye Kang Ibing

Innalillahi wainna illaihi rojiun. Sad news again enveloped the world arts and culture, especially West Java, our country in generally. Raden Aang Kusmayatna Kusumadinataa better known by the name of Kang Ibing had pass away, Thursday ( 19/8 ) approximately 21:00 pm, in the RS Al-Islam Jl. Soekarno Hatta Bandung. Deceased was taken from their families and relatives at the funeral home lily Ciwastra caused bleeding and fainted shortly after the fall.

Little About Kang Ibing

Raden Aang Kusmayatna Kusumadinata (born in Sumedang, West Java, June 20, 1946, age 64 years) or more commonly known as Kang Ibing is a comedian Indonesia which joined the group consisting De’Kabayan buffoonery among others AOM Suryana Kusman and Fatah. This comedian was also active in the arts of Sunda.

Movies ever starring Kang Ibing

* Si Kabayan (1975)
* Ateng The Godfather (1976)
* Bang Kojak (1977)
* Si Kabayan dan Gadis Kota (1989)
* Boss Carmad (1990)
* Komar Si Glen Kemon Mudik (1990)
* Warisan Terlarang (1990)
* Di Sana Senang Di Sini Senang (1990)

Goodbye Kang Ibing
May Allah accept all your deeds and forgive the sins … Amiin

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